We Don't Belong
Off the Deep End
"I am your new biggest fan." I smirked as we drove home from the shoot. It was awesome! The song was awesome. The band was awesome. "Your voice is just so, oooohhhh." I said unable to explain. "Sexy and deep. It's eargasmic."
Andy chuckled and looked amused. "Eargasmic?"
"It's like sex to my ears. And your facial expressions. No wonder people usually can't resist you. Very sexy. I wanted to jump you right there. Oh and the song was amazing to. One of my new favorite songs."
Andy laughed, "I'm glad you enjoyed yourself."
"So now that I totally boosted your ego...will you agree to going to dinner with me tomorrow?" I asked grabbing his hand that was on the center console.
"I don't get a please go with me to the horrible torture fest?" He asked with a smirk.
I flipped his hand so that it was palm up and started running my finger tip down each of his fingers. "Please baby will you go with me to the inner circle of Hell?" I asked giving him a puppy dog face.
He chuckled, "Now that you say it like that I would love to go."
***
When I got home from class Andy was looking at his closet like it was speaking Japanese to him or something. He was just standing there in nothing but his pajama shorts.
I stood there and stared at it too. "Why are we staring at your closet? Did CC escape to Narnia through it or something."
Andy laughed, "I wouldn't doubt it. But no I don't know what to wear."
I shrugged my shoulders, "You can wear this for all I care. You look sexy. But then you look sexy in anything."
"Not helping." He answered. "The first time I met your parents I was in body paint and pants so tight you could see my junk." He started messing with his hair. Something I learned was a nervous tick of his.
I sighed and took pitty on him. "Wear a pair of jeans and this shirt." I said taking out a white tee shirt. "And this vest." I took out a simple black vest. "Its going to be my family and a couple other families." I said giving him some more info about the dinner. "But don't worry I'll protect you from their snobbishness ways." I smiled and gave him a short kiss on the cheek.
"I'm soo looking forward to this." He said sarcastically.
***
When we got to my parents house I was so nervous. I shouldn't have asked Andy to come. I wasn't ashamed of him but I was afraid of how he would be treated. "Are you sure you want to come in?" I asked looking at him.
He nodded, "I told you I would."
I nodded and gave him a sweet kiss on the lips. "Don't hate me for this." I said as I reached for the door.
He smiled, "Wouldn't dream of it."
By the time we got to the door I wanted to bolt but my Mom opened the door even before we knocked. She was probably creeping on us. "Good for you to finally join us Riley. Everyone is already here." My mom stepped aside to let us in.
"Well I had class mom and then I had to go home to change." I answered.
"I know you didn't go home because Katelyn said she hasn't seen you today." She said looking Andy up and down with a disapproving glance. "I wasn't expecting you to bring him."
"He has a name. It's Andy." I answered getting annoyed.
"And what are you wearing? And your nose!" She said addressing me. I was wearing one of the dresses I got when shopping with the boys. It wasn't indecent it just wasn't preppy and proper.
I rolled my eyes, "Are you going to stand here cross examining me the whole time while your guests are waiting for you?"
She crossed her arms over her chest and turned around leading us to the great room where everyone was gathered. "Look who decided to join us. Riley and her friend." My mom said pleasantly.
"Andy!" Katelyn yelled jumping up from her seat and hugged him. Thank God Katelyn was there.
Andy laughed, "Hello?"
"Everyone this is as you now know Andy. My boyfriend." I said with a smile.
There were two other families there besides Katelyn's. The Reynolds which consisted of the father Jeff and the mother Mary with the twins Leah and Lena. They were like perfect candidates for Hitler's whole genetic project all blonde hair and blue eyes. Then there were the Ryans with the father Max, the mother Julie and their son Will. My parents always tried to get me with Will and he always tried to get in my pants. Katelyn's family wasn't that bad. Her dad was Mark and her mom was Lily. Her dad was my dad's partner and her mom was an artist which was odd in our circle of people who were either lawyers or doctors.
"What is that on your arm and in your nose?" My father asked angrily.
"It's called a nose ring and this is called a tattoo." I answered sarcastically.
My dad grabbed my arm and twisted it so he could look at the tattoo. Andy stiffened up beside me. I could hear the twins snickering. Stupid twits. "What does the symbol mean?"
"It says BVB." I answered.
"Dinner's ready." My mom announced and my dad let go of my arm and the subject for a little bit.
"Are you okay?" Andy asked as we made our way into the dining room.
I nodded, “I'm fine. Just prepare yourself for an onslaught of questions." I answered knowing their game.
"So Andy what’s your major?" Will asked with a smirk. "Undecided."
"I don't go to school. I'm in a band called Black Veil Brides. That's what the BVB on Riley's arm stands for; it's our insignia." Andy explained.
"Sounds satanic to me." Leah answered with a look of disgust.
"Actually it’s from Catholicism." Andy answered. "When a nun marries to the church and gives up the carnal sins she wears a black veil. Therefore, she's a black veiled bride. I went to Catholic school in elementary and I like some of the symbols in Catholicism."
I smirked at the surprised look on all of their faces. “They’re really good.” I added. “And they have quite the fan base; they’re also signed on to play a huge tour this summer called Warped Tour.”
The rest of the dinner passed with relative normalcy. Katelyn, Andy and I talked about the video shoot while everyone else talked business and school. I decided to be the one to clear the table. Andy offered to help but I told him that I was fine. I was in the middle of putting the dishes in the dish washer when Will came in and leaned against the counter.
“What do you see in that guy anyways?” He asked. “He’s just a loser that’s obviously not going anywhere in life. I can give you so much more than he ever can.” He took a step so he was right beside me and rubbed my arm.
I pulled my arm away in disgust. “Will you just take your head out of your ass?!” I exploded I was tired of them talking bad about Andy and treating him like shit. He has done nothing to them to deserve this. “I’m tired of hearing about how great you are and how horrible other people are. Or what losers and nothings they are. You can just go fuck yourself for all I care. I don’t like you, I never have and I can assure you that I never will. So just suck it and leave me the fuck alone.”
“Um…bad timing?” I looked in the kitchen door way to see Andy standing there.
I shook my head, “No perfect timing because I’m ready to get the fuck outta here.” I walked over to Andy and took his hand, leading him through the house and to the front door.
“What do you think you are doing?” My mother demanded getting in my way before I could make it to the door.
“Getting out of here and away from you judgmental fucks.” I answered.
“Oh she’s gone off the deep end, everybody take cover.” Katelyn chimed in from behind me.
“Be quiet Katelyn.” My mother demanded. “You’re going against your family for a boy. What are you going to do when he leaves you for the summer with not even a backwards glance? With all those slutty girls around just begging for attention.”
“I’m going with him.” I answered, “I got offered the job as his assistant and I took it. And his friends like me. They think I’m awesome. Even the British Idiot. Oh and you’re going to love this…I’ve fucked Andy. And I’m going to tonight and all summer because I can and I like it. And at least I’m not sleeping with some douche bag that had syphilis in the eleventh grade because he slept with the whole cheer squad.” I turned around and flicked off Will. “Yeah I went there.” None of the parents had any clue about that. My mom looked at me with an appalled look. “And he’s the one you wanted me to be with. Well you can just forget it because I have some self-dignity and I enjoy my health. So just step out of my way so that I can leave.” I finally said and she obeyed.
“You have quite the mouth on you.” Andy noted as we headed towards the car. “Pretty sexy.” He chuckled.
I smirked, “I know how to hold my own even against my parents. I guess they taught me something useful.”
Andy chuckled and looked amused. "Eargasmic?"
"It's like sex to my ears. And your facial expressions. No wonder people usually can't resist you. Very sexy. I wanted to jump you right there. Oh and the song was amazing to. One of my new favorite songs."
Andy laughed, "I'm glad you enjoyed yourself."
"So now that I totally boosted your ego...will you agree to going to dinner with me tomorrow?" I asked grabbing his hand that was on the center console.
"I don't get a please go with me to the horrible torture fest?" He asked with a smirk.
I flipped his hand so that it was palm up and started running my finger tip down each of his fingers. "Please baby will you go with me to the inner circle of Hell?" I asked giving him a puppy dog face.
He chuckled, "Now that you say it like that I would love to go."
***
When I got home from class Andy was looking at his closet like it was speaking Japanese to him or something. He was just standing there in nothing but his pajama shorts.
I stood there and stared at it too. "Why are we staring at your closet? Did CC escape to Narnia through it or something."
Andy laughed, "I wouldn't doubt it. But no I don't know what to wear."
I shrugged my shoulders, "You can wear this for all I care. You look sexy. But then you look sexy in anything."
"Not helping." He answered. "The first time I met your parents I was in body paint and pants so tight you could see my junk." He started messing with his hair. Something I learned was a nervous tick of his.
I sighed and took pitty on him. "Wear a pair of jeans and this shirt." I said taking out a white tee shirt. "And this vest." I took out a simple black vest. "Its going to be my family and a couple other families." I said giving him some more info about the dinner. "But don't worry I'll protect you from their snobbishness ways." I smiled and gave him a short kiss on the cheek.
"I'm soo looking forward to this." He said sarcastically.
***
When we got to my parents house I was so nervous. I shouldn't have asked Andy to come. I wasn't ashamed of him but I was afraid of how he would be treated. "Are you sure you want to come in?" I asked looking at him.
He nodded, "I told you I would."
I nodded and gave him a sweet kiss on the lips. "Don't hate me for this." I said as I reached for the door.
He smiled, "Wouldn't dream of it."
By the time we got to the door I wanted to bolt but my Mom opened the door even before we knocked. She was probably creeping on us. "Good for you to finally join us Riley. Everyone is already here." My mom stepped aside to let us in.
"Well I had class mom and then I had to go home to change." I answered.
"I know you didn't go home because Katelyn said she hasn't seen you today." She said looking Andy up and down with a disapproving glance. "I wasn't expecting you to bring him."
"He has a name. It's Andy." I answered getting annoyed.
"And what are you wearing? And your nose!" She said addressing me. I was wearing one of the dresses I got when shopping with the boys. It wasn't indecent it just wasn't preppy and proper.
I rolled my eyes, "Are you going to stand here cross examining me the whole time while your guests are waiting for you?"
She crossed her arms over her chest and turned around leading us to the great room where everyone was gathered. "Look who decided to join us. Riley and her friend." My mom said pleasantly.
"Andy!" Katelyn yelled jumping up from her seat and hugged him. Thank God Katelyn was there.
Andy laughed, "Hello?"
"Everyone this is as you now know Andy. My boyfriend." I said with a smile.
There were two other families there besides Katelyn's. The Reynolds which consisted of the father Jeff and the mother Mary with the twins Leah and Lena. They were like perfect candidates for Hitler's whole genetic project all blonde hair and blue eyes. Then there were the Ryans with the father Max, the mother Julie and their son Will. My parents always tried to get me with Will and he always tried to get in my pants. Katelyn's family wasn't that bad. Her dad was Mark and her mom was Lily. Her dad was my dad's partner and her mom was an artist which was odd in our circle of people who were either lawyers or doctors.
"What is that on your arm and in your nose?" My father asked angrily.
"It's called a nose ring and this is called a tattoo." I answered sarcastically.
My dad grabbed my arm and twisted it so he could look at the tattoo. Andy stiffened up beside me. I could hear the twins snickering. Stupid twits. "What does the symbol mean?"
"It says BVB." I answered.
"Dinner's ready." My mom announced and my dad let go of my arm and the subject for a little bit.
"Are you okay?" Andy asked as we made our way into the dining room.
I nodded, “I'm fine. Just prepare yourself for an onslaught of questions." I answered knowing their game.
"So Andy what’s your major?" Will asked with a smirk. "Undecided."
"I don't go to school. I'm in a band called Black Veil Brides. That's what the BVB on Riley's arm stands for; it's our insignia." Andy explained.
"Sounds satanic to me." Leah answered with a look of disgust.
"Actually it’s from Catholicism." Andy answered. "When a nun marries to the church and gives up the carnal sins she wears a black veil. Therefore, she's a black veiled bride. I went to Catholic school in elementary and I like some of the symbols in Catholicism."
I smirked at the surprised look on all of their faces. “They’re really good.” I added. “And they have quite the fan base; they’re also signed on to play a huge tour this summer called Warped Tour.”
The rest of the dinner passed with relative normalcy. Katelyn, Andy and I talked about the video shoot while everyone else talked business and school. I decided to be the one to clear the table. Andy offered to help but I told him that I was fine. I was in the middle of putting the dishes in the dish washer when Will came in and leaned against the counter.
“What do you see in that guy anyways?” He asked. “He’s just a loser that’s obviously not going anywhere in life. I can give you so much more than he ever can.” He took a step so he was right beside me and rubbed my arm.
I pulled my arm away in disgust. “Will you just take your head out of your ass?!” I exploded I was tired of them talking bad about Andy and treating him like shit. He has done nothing to them to deserve this. “I’m tired of hearing about how great you are and how horrible other people are. Or what losers and nothings they are. You can just go fuck yourself for all I care. I don’t like you, I never have and I can assure you that I never will. So just suck it and leave me the fuck alone.”
“Um…bad timing?” I looked in the kitchen door way to see Andy standing there.
I shook my head, “No perfect timing because I’m ready to get the fuck outta here.” I walked over to Andy and took his hand, leading him through the house and to the front door.
“What do you think you are doing?” My mother demanded getting in my way before I could make it to the door.
“Getting out of here and away from you judgmental fucks.” I answered.
“Oh she’s gone off the deep end, everybody take cover.” Katelyn chimed in from behind me.
“Be quiet Katelyn.” My mother demanded. “You’re going against your family for a boy. What are you going to do when he leaves you for the summer with not even a backwards glance? With all those slutty girls around just begging for attention.”
“I’m going with him.” I answered, “I got offered the job as his assistant and I took it. And his friends like me. They think I’m awesome. Even the British Idiot. Oh and you’re going to love this…I’ve fucked Andy. And I’m going to tonight and all summer because I can and I like it. And at least I’m not sleeping with some douche bag that had syphilis in the eleventh grade because he slept with the whole cheer squad.” I turned around and flicked off Will. “Yeah I went there.” None of the parents had any clue about that. My mom looked at me with an appalled look. “And he’s the one you wanted me to be with. Well you can just forget it because I have some self-dignity and I enjoy my health. So just step out of my way so that I can leave.” I finally said and she obeyed.
“You have quite the mouth on you.” Andy noted as we headed towards the car. “Pretty sexy.” He chuckled.
I smirked, “I know how to hold my own even against my parents. I guess they taught me something useful.”
Notes
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3/30/14