Saving Batman

Andy's P.O.V':
"Andy? ANDY!" Ronnie yelled in my ear bringing me out of my daze.
"Hmm, ah what bro?" I asked shaking my head to clear it.
"Dude you just zoned out, were the aliens contacting you? What did they say? ARE THEY AFTER ME!" Ronnie portended to freak and dived to the ground before shimmying under a coffee table. I smirked at him shaking my head.
"You’re an idiot you know that" I laughed watching Ronnie squeeze back out from under the coffee table.
"Yeah and you’re a space head" Ronnie laughed banging his head on the table before he stood up.
"Am not you’re the space head!" I laughed as Ronnie lead me out of the room.

"Okay Ronnie I'm off see you tomorrow" Lilac yelled walking out the front door. I looked at Ronnie then back at the door, then Ronnie again.
"WHERE'S SHE GOING!?!?!" I yell wanting to follow her so bad.
"Dude calm down, she's just doing what she always does, going shopping" Ronnie smiled at me. I let out a shaky breath.
"Where, who, what, when and why!" I demand stomping my foot. Ronnie laughed like I was joking, I rose a brow at him with a complete poker face.
"What you her new stalker?" Ronnie laughed walking to the door.
"N-no!" I yell, I felt the heat rise in my cheeks. Ronnie smirked at me before grabbing car keys and walking out the door.
"Where you going?" I asked following him. Ronnie sighed pushing me to his car.
"I'm going to sit in my car and relax, but you my space head friend you will be stalking Lilac" Ronnie laughed as we hopped in.
"How will I find her?" I asked as Ronnie waked away leaving me in front of Northlands shopping centre.
"Just be yo creepy self!" Ronnie yelled over his shoulder.
Walking around I finally found Lilac walking around in a Bra and undies shop. How the hell do I go in there? I built up all my nerves and waltzed into the overly feminine shop. Lilac was browsing through a pile of batman undies. 'Hmm a Batman girl Awesome!' I walked up to her but quickly turned and portended to scan a pair of lacy pink undies as she walked past me. Damit Biersack talk to her!
I turned and followed her as she went to the bra side. I watched her turn down an aisle, and decided my plan, I rushed down the aisle next to her and waited at the other end. As she turned I noticed she had her eyes on her phone, PERFECT! I walked out of my spot and right into her, I pretended to fall and landed with a thud. Lilac gasped and started to fuss.
"ARE YOU OKAY!?" She yelled holding out a hand. I gratefully took it and smiled at her.
"Am now that you’re here" I mentally face palmed 'SMOOTH Andy real smooth!' Lilac giggled letting my hand go.
"I'm sorry I'm such a klutz" Lilac smiled shyly.
"God that's adorable " Lilac went bright red and I noticed I said that out loud.
"Um, ah, so you here with your boyfriend or something?" I asked trying to act natural. Lilac smirked at me before answering.
"Nah my boyfriends in the shop getting replaced" Lilac laughed, I smirked at her slipping my hand in hers.
"Well then he won't mind if I escort you around" I smirked and Lilac looked at out laced hand with an unsure look.
"I guess, it couldn't hurt" Lilac whispered and I felt happy at that moment.

I dragged Lilac out of the shop and started walking around leading the way but she soon jumped in front of me smirking.
"Do you believe in the Slimy Muttons?" She asked studying my face.
"What's that?" I asked curiously.Lilac sighed dramatically before pulling on my arm so she could whisper in my ear.
"They're a highly intelligent race of cat aliens, they take the form of humans and control the government" She whispered. I looked at her like she was insane and she only smirked.
"I read a book about them, they started off taking over a school but soon moved on to the police force then the army now the government" She said simply while dragging me to Hot topic.
"Okay then" I said eyeing her up and down. She was extremely beautiful even if she was possibly insane.
By 1 o'clock we had been to, Hot topic, Off Ya Tree, EB Games, The Sweet store, every shop with band merch and now we were on our way to the food court.
" I'm Starving" I whined as the smell of food flooded my nose. Lilac nodded in agreement before my stomach growled loud enough for both of us to hear.
"Shut up stomach I'm going to feed you!" I growled hitting my stomach, Lilac giggled before her's did the same.
"Opps" She giggled hiding her face. I smiled at her before noticing a boy wearing all white, light blonde hair and extremely pale complexion he had a cup of chips in his hands. I decided he looked like a ghost, that’s when the best song ever popped into my head. I ran up to the boy and grabbed the chips ran off again screaming the lyrics to a song called ghost chips.
( A/N https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsFlVWqWHlA WHATCH THE VIDEO AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!)

The guy chased me yelling "Give me my chips back" I just kept running. A few people brought out their phones and filmed it while others looked at us like we were idiots. Lilac stood off to the side doubling over from laughing so hard.
I stopped running and turned to the guy with an apologetic smile.
"Sorry" I smiled handing him the chips, but they dropped from his hands as he stared at me.
"OH MY GOD! Your Andy Biersack!" The dude started fangirling and squealing, 'Oh god here we go'
"Can I get an autograph? A photo! A hug! Please please please!" The guy begged. I nodded looking over at Lilac, she looked confused so I called her over.
"OMG is she like your girlfriend or something!" The guy fangirled again. Lilac blushed hiding her face.
"No Lilac and I are friends" I tried to explain but the kid was typing away at his phone.
"This is going to be a great Fan Fic! YES! Oh and you too can get married!" The kid ran off still typing away at his phone.
"There's going to be some pretty stuffed up fan fics about you and me now" I sighed and Lilac giggled.
"I don't mind as long as there appropriate" Lilac giggled.
"Have you read Fan Fic about BVB there insane and same are disturbing like the Andley one" I shivered remembering when CC found a site with BVB Fan Fic and read an Andley to Ash and I, we were too scared to talk to each other for 2 weeks.
"I guess you don’t like Cake then" Lilac mumbled looking at the ground.
"I love Cake, cake is delicious!" I said and Lilac smirked at me.
"Cake is CC and Jake put together" She laughed as I pretended to throw up.
"Ewwies I'm thinking about it, NO MAKE IT GO AWAY!" I screamed running in circles. Lilac just laughed at me.

"Ahhh! NO! just NO!" Lilac yelled looking at her phone.
"What?" I asked trying to see but she put her phone away, grumbling.
"There's already a fan Fic about us, It's called Saving Batman" She grumbled looking at the ground.
"Ok then, that creepy" I laughed and Lilac cracked a smile.
"So that Slimy Mutton thing… what book is it from?" I asked seeing her face light up.
"Um.…It's a serious of SYFI books but there very rear to find there called, Attack on planet Earth" Lilac smiled.
"Oh okay cool" I shrugged as we walked out of the Shopping centre.

"Well I'm tiered, it was nice hanging with you Andy see you soon" Lilac called running to her car. I waved good bye before slumping into the seat of Ronnie's car. He turned to look at me and smirked.
"What?" I asked turning to him.
"ANDY'S IN LOVE ANDYS IN LOVE!" Ronnie chanted poking my sides.
"Shut up Ronnie" I laughed.
"Well space head how was your day" Ronnie asked pulling out of the car park.
"Awesome I had loads of fun and I think Lilac did too" I answered sighing. Today was perfect and wanted to do it again.
"Ask her out" Ronnie said simply. I Looked at him like he was insane.
"No you do it for me" I said in a 5 year olds voice. Ronnie sighed.
"You staying at mine again tonight?" Ronnie asked, I nodded remembering about my car and Juliet.
"Okay buddy BOYS NIGHT IT IS!" Ronnie laughed. Oh god what have I gotten myself into.

Notes

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