No.
Way.
Is.
This.
Really.
Happening.
I'm in Ashley Purdy's bed. With Ashley Purdy himself. I can't believe it. We are talking too.
"How did you get the circles around your eyes so even?" He caressed my eyes, making me shiver.
"I figured out a system. You know what a compass? I made something similar. It makes it easier."
"Huh. How come I never thought of that. OK, you are officially my new makeup gal." He said, then he kissed me.
"Hmm," I said when we finished. "Makeup gal and lover?"
"Who said anything about you being my lover?" I looked at him, shocked. He looked down at me, and pulled he closer until his chin was on top of my head. "I was thinking more...girlfriend?" No way. Did he just say that? I mean, sure, we were kissing on and off and we were cuddling in his bed, but I never expected him to say I was his GIRLFRIEND. I hugged him tighter. "Are you OK with me saying that?"
"I'm just..just caught off guard is all. I never expected to hear you actually say it."
"You are my girlfriend, right?" He whispered in my ear. I shivered again.
"Yes." I whispered back, and we kissed again. A long, deep kiss, that seemed to go on forever. Until my phone rang.
"ARRRGHH! WHO THE HELL WOULD BE CALLING AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?!" I was pissed, until I saw the caller I.D. "Shit. I forgot to tell my mom." I bolted out of his bed and walked to the other side of the room. I picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"WHERE ARE YOU!?" I had to pull the phone away from my ear. "WE CALLED YOUR HOUSE PHONE AND NO ANSWER! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL US TO TELL US THE GOOD NEWS! BUT YOU DIDN'T! WE ARE WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU!"
"Mom. It's OK. I got the job. That's the news. Guess I forgot to call..."
"Yeah well, you didn't answer your house phone. Whats with that?"
"I'm uh...I'm kinda on tour with the Black Veil Brides?" I said it like a question.
"Care to explain why?"
"Ummm..." Ashley then wrapped his arms around my waist.
"Just tell me the truth," he whispered in my ear.
"I'm kinda dating Ashley Purdy, Their bass guitar player." Silence. "Mom?"
"When exactly were you going to tell us you were gay?"
"WHAT!? NO!? HE IS A GUY MOTHER!" Ashley wasn't helping, laughing in my ear. I guess I couldv'e broke it to her a little bit easier.
"But...the name..."
"Just because his name is Ashley doesn't mean he is a girl, mom." He started to laugh even harder. He had to go back to his bed so I wouldn't laugh as well.
"Did you..." she lowered her voice. "did you have sex yet?" I felt myself blush.
"MOOOM! PRIVACY?! But no. We haven't yet." Ashley stopped laughing and looked at me curiously. I put my finger in the air.
"Well, I guess I better let you go then. Call me with the big news later! Love you!" She hung up before I could tell her I had already told her. I put the phone back and snuggled back up with Ashley.
"What was that last part about?" I blushed.
"She asked if we had had sex yet." I saw a tiny blush come up, but it went away.
"For you," he whispered in my ear, "I am willing to wait." I smiled, and soon we were both asleep, in each others arms.