I Am Here.

So my friend Emily texted me one time saying "how awkward a fan fic would be if the author used like scientific/medical names for things?" And that is how this started.

Me: "He took his penis and rubbed my vaginal discharge all over my labia and clitoris. He then turned me around and slapped my buttocks and inserted his penis into my vagina. I could feel his penis tip hitting my cervix. He started speeding up so fast that his scrotum was bouncing and hitting my labia sending tingles up my back. We both reached our super orgasms at the same time, his semen and sperm coating the inside of the condom. "I love you Y/N"

Emily: "I want to see your areolas" he whispered with his sultry voice

Me: "Let me put your penis in my oral cavity so I can taste your perspiration and semen""I want you to insert my penis in your vagina and move up and down while my thighs feel your buttocks hitting them. Then i wish for you to move your fingers in a circular motion on your clitoris until you make noise for your voice box"

And then we moved onto Smut with alliteration

Emily: He passionately pounded my pussy with his powerful pink penis.
I carefully caressed my clit.

Me: He slid his snake slowly in my slippery slick pussy.
I sucked his semen and swished it and swallowed.

Emily: Andy was excitedly eating Emily to ecstasy.


Well there you go. xD We both died laughing. We need Jesus.

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