Today seems to be a very good day(sarcasm)
I am leaving my little hoedunk state of Colorado to explore a better more full filling life in L.A. Long story short I got into some deep shit. My parents are casting me away to live with my Aunt Barb of all people. It's not that she is a mean or bad person, she just hasn't really socialized with a person outside of the family for about twenty fucking years. I haven't seen her since i was five, she probably has fifty cats for all i know. Anyways, i am now being hand delivered in a car by my parents. Traitors. Taking me away from my friends.

"So Meg......." my dad starts

"Yeah dad?" I reply looking out the car window

"we are only doing this to help you, you know that
right?"

"Do we really have to talk about this now? we talked about it like 5 times already"

"We just want you to kn-
"I know already!" I spat before he could finish

It was silent in the car, of course I was in the back while dad drove and mom slept up front. We started to pull into the city of L.A. I have to admit I'm exited for a chance to run into a celeb every now and then. More preferably sexy band members. we drove about ten minutes past L.A. to a little suburb-ed neighborhood. My Aunt lived on one of the first streets it wasn't hard to remember were her house was, I could see her sitting on her porch waiting for us to arrive. you should see what she is wearing
"Oh god dad she is wearing a kitty robe and hair curlers, i am not living here with that woman" i whined

"Oh stop being a drama queen"

We pulled into the driveway. She ran to the window wear i sat and waved, she opened the door and nearly dragged me out of the car.
"Look how tall you are!, and you have boobs now!"

I gave my dad the "look"
"Well look at the way your daughter dresses! how sad, you let her dress in neon tight pants and 'oh my word who is that on your shirt?!"

"Marilyn Manson" i smiled as i said it

"Well Greg, what are you and your wife doing with this child?!"

"Barb it's OK, she is a teenager, it's normal"

I just love how my mom has just been standing there the whole time not saying or doing anything

"Lets get your stuff in your new room sweetheart" my aunt said as she grabbed my hand. She dragged me in the house. Holy shit there was so much pink and lots of frilly sissy crap. NO CATS, that's a surprise. My room was in the basement which thankfully had not been tainted by my aunts decorating. We brought all my boxes down. I said goodbye to my parents fast so they would get the hint i was pissed. They then left with tears, and i could feel some straining down my face.
I came back in the house after the last goodbye. My aunt was sitting at the kitchen table reading the paper. I sat down in the chair furthest across from her. I texted my best fiend Jordan. No reply. Great.
"So, what do you do for fun around here?"

"Oh no, your in trouble missy remember?"

"OK then, what am I supposed to do?"

"I will give you chores and all the rules of the house tomorrow, tonight can be your free night"

"Yippee for me" i frowned

I decide to have enough of her ignorant bull and go sit out front on the steps. I had my ipod in my pocket so i decided it was a great time to listen to some Jefree Star since it was greatly needed. It was Twilight out. The street lights started to turn on. All of a sudden a giant golden retriever was standing in front of me with a tennis ball in his mouth. He dropped it at my feet.
"Well hello there little buddy who is nowhere even close to little" I patted his head.

"Stupid dog! were are you ya mutt?!" I hear a voice yelling down the street

"It seems someone is looking for you my friend" i got up and started to walk down the street towards the yelling voice, the dog followed cuz I'm so awesome like that:)

I saw figure on the corner were another street connected. As i got closer i could tell the figures back was towards me, i could see that it was guy with long black choppy hair all in black clothing

"looking for your dog?"

He turned around. My heart literally stopped. Ashley fucking Purdy