Once Upon A Tragedy
Rap
Guilt trip guys! I haven’t gotten any comments, what is going on? You guys are lucky that I had this chapter so planned out!
The next day was spent cleaning, unpacking, and getting Andy and Laila settled into my apartment. It was probably around noon, we had gotten up early.
I finally finished vacuuming all the dust up. Plopping down on the couch, I realized I was drenched in sweat. I leaned my head back with my eyes closed, for a moment. Sighing, I put my head back to face forward and opened my eyes to see a beautiful sight of ice cold water in a frosty glass. I wondered why there was a glass of exactly what I wanted at the moment hovering in front of my face. Maybe this is what happens when you are in the middle of a desert and need water.
I continued staring at this glass. Having gained my common sense back, I realized that Andy’s hand was connected to this wonderful glass. Catching myself wondering why Andy’s hand was connected to the glass, I shook my head and grabbed the glass.
“Thanks babe!” I said with a cheeky smile, proceeding to gulp down the precious liquid.
“I thought I lost you there,” He responded with a laugh. I guess I was thinking a lot longer than I thought.
“Whatever,” I mumbled back, earning another beautiful laugh as he walked away.
Putting the glass down, I patted myself down trying to find my phone. Feeling no phone bump, I stood up only to learn that I had no phone butt either. With a cry, I plopped back onto the couch, devastated. Where had my phone gone?
Suddenly there was my phone floating in front of my face.
“Looking for something?” Andy asked, mocking me.
I only grumbled in response and grabbed it. I heard him walk away once again. After a few seconds, I checked the phone to see a lot of missed calls and texts.
“What the hack? I’m not even that popular!” I stated, scared that the aliens found me or something.
After ten minutes of checking all those messages, I came to the conclusion that the people that I had just gotten rid of missed me and wanted to hang out.
“Andy!” I yelled as I stood up.
“What? I’m right here.” I heard him right behind me, making me jump away and turn to him with my hands out to protect myself.
“You are crazy!” He said as he put my hands back at my sides.
“Everyone wants to hang out! We just got rid of them! What do I say?” I said, freaking out.
“Say we can tomorrow; I don’t feel like doing anything today.” He said, walking away again. What is with that guy and walking away? Shrugging to myself, I focused on texting that to everyone.
Putting my phone on the table, I laid down on the couch. I had my arm draped over my face, to block out the light. After a minute, I heard talking coming from my room. I took my arm off of my face and looked towards the room.
Suddenly getting a bout of energy, I slipped from the couch to the floor. Army crawling my way towards the closed door, I tried to be as quiet as possible. Sliding up right next to the door, I strained to listen.
“Yeah! I think that would be good, no, don’t change the plan! Okay see you tomorrow.” I heard, completely confused. There is a plan. He was talking on a phone. Those were the only two things I learned.
As I was thinking about what this could mean, I heard Andy start walking to the door.
“Shit,” I whispered to myself. I ran over to the couch, jumped over the back of it, to appear as if I had been laying there the whole time, pretending to be asleep to add to the scene.
I’m such a spy!
I felt a presence above me, seeing through my eyelids that there was a shadow. I felt my heart speed up. I tried to keep a smile from breaking onto my face.
“Babe,” I heard Andy say as he poked my forehead.
He just poked my forehead! What the heck? He will pay.
“Baby?” He said again, poking my cheek.
Ok, he is asking for it. I kept up the charade though.
“We need to go somewhere,” He said as I heard him walk around the couch.
Well, I think he knew his limits.
“Baby! We need to go!” He whined, after a moment, I felt him sit on me.
Ok, I spoke too soon.
“Babe! I swear to god! Just get up,” He said again, laying on me.
He has no limits.
“Just come on!”
And then he proceeded to tickle me. No limits.
“Oh my god! Please don’t! Stop! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!” I yelled, stopping the fake charade.
“I knew you weren’t sleeping!” He said as he stood up, picking me up as well.
“What is so important, you had to poke me in the face? Multiple times.” I asked, trying my hardest to scare him.
“We are going to Jakes house, everyone is meeting there for dinner,” He explained.
“Well, you could have said that in the first place,” I said, slightly suspicious of what this plan was.
We then went down to my car with Laila and a carseat. I stood there looking at my tiny clown car, wondering how we were going to manage getting a carseat in the back.
“You know, I’m just going to ask to borrow my neighbors car, she is super cool about it, this type of stuff happens a lot,” I finally concluded, running up the stairs.
Twenty minutes later, we arrived at Jake’s house. I stepped out of the car, to see everyone running towards us.
Getting Liala out of her carseat, she was immediately taken from me. I guess they all missed her.
We walked in, only for me to be squashed into a hug from Sammi. She then pulled me over to another girl, who I recognized as Ella, Jake’s fiancée.
She immediately pulled me into a hug, surprising me.
“Everyone has told me so much about you! I couldn’t wait to meet you.” She said as us three girls sat down, away from the ruckus that was the boys obsessing over Laila.
I became friends with Ella really quickly. Two hours later, we finally ate and then went back to talking. We had stolen Laila, Sammi saying she needed her Laila time. Ella had taken her from Sammi.
“We should go do something tomorrow!” Sammi stated, I laughed.
“You and your girl time!”
“I’m in!” Ella said.
“Let’s do something different though,” I said, getting sick of going shopping and spa days.
“We could have a day in at my place, the guys are planning something tomorrow, I overheard Jinxx on the phone earlier.” Sammi explained.
“That’s weird, I overheard Andy earlier too,” I said getting more suspicious.
An hour later, we were getting ready to leave. Laila had fallen asleep, so we thought it was a good idea to get her to bed.
“So tomorrow, I have something going on with the guys,” Andy told me as he was driving back home.
“That’s good; I have something with the girls.” I said as I took his hand.
“I’m really glad you got along with Ella,” He said, quickly taking a look at me.
“Why wouldn’t I? She’s cool,” I said confused.
“I don’t know, some people just don’t like her,” he shrugged.
We finally got back to the apartment and put Laila to bed.
“I love you,” Andy said as we cuddled in bed, waiting for sleep to take over.
“I love you too,” I said with a smile.
The next day, I woke up to Andy and Laila gone. Well I guess Laila is a part of the plan. I got ready for a nice day in with the girls and headed over to Sammi’s. I finally got to drive my baby since we got back from tour.
I rang the doorbell, only to be pulled in by Sammi and Ella.
I apprehensively followed them into the living room. Sammi had out done herself; there was candy and snacks, movies, makeup, nail polish, and anything else we could possibly want to do.
“Wow, Sammi! I thought this was going to be a movie day!” I said, surprised.
“Nothing is that simple with me,” she informed.
Brushing it off, we sank into a pile of pillows, with Magic Mike playing on the TV. We sat in a circle and did each other’s nails and makeup. Gossiping like the girls we were.
“So Kaelyn,” Ella sang.
“What?” I asked.
“How far have you and Andy gone?” she asked me straight up, making me choke on an M&M.
“Well, just get straight to the point, why don’t you?” I asked with an eye roll as I recovered from my choking fit.
“Well?” I heard Sammi ask expectantly.
“Umm, we haven’t had sex yet, if that’s what you mean.” I said, getting embarrassed.
“Really? I would have thought…I mean the way Andy looks at you! Gosh!” Ella and Sammi jumbled out.
“Yeah, well, being parents together right off the bat was a big step, so he wants to go slow with everything.” I explained.
“Well, that makes sense,” Sammi said.
“He wants to take it slow; does that mean that you totally want him?” Ella asked
“Gosh! Of course I do, who doesn’t?” I asked dramatically.
“Why don’t you just walk up to him, I could babysit Laila, and go all I want you Andy, take me now?” Sammi asked, imitating my voice.
“Because then I would look desperate!” I said laughing at her impression of me.
“We gotta plan something girl!” Ella said.
“Great, more plans,” I said, lacing my voice with sarcasm.
The next hour flew by, Sammi and Ella planning some romantic getaway for me and Andy.
“Guys! We just got home, the last thing we want to do is get away!” I said exasperated.
“Oh, that makes sense,” they said in unison as they looked at me.
We then proceeded to find something else to do. We had gotten a text from the guys saying we couldn’t leave until they came back. So we decided to plan something weird too.
“Maybe we could make up a rap about them,” Ella suggested with a bored tone. We had been laying around trying to think for another hour.
“That, is actually a great idea!” Sammi and I said, Sammi got up to get a notebook and pencil.
After another hour, we had our rap done and memorized; we even practiced it a few times. But not wanting the guys to walk in, we stopped and sat around again.
Another hour and the guys finally got back. I looked to the girls to see they were feeling the exact same way as me. What the heck did they do all day? Everything looked normal, but we knew something was up.
“So what did you girls do all day?” Jinxx asked as he took Sammi into his arms. They are so freaking cute.
“Just marveled at Channing Tatum’s abs and stripping abilities.” Ella and I said in unison, fist bumping each other without looking.
“That’s great,” all the guys said, not caring. What is up with them?
“Ok, girls, positions!” I said, taking my spot for our little show.
“One! Two! One! Two Three Four!” Sammi sang out. I immediately had to stifle my giggles and continue on.
“Black Veil Brides
Are our guys” I started rapping, horribly might I add.
“They wear guy liner
We think we’re finer!” Ella rapped her line.
“Jinxx is my man
Not for their fans!” Sammi joined in. So far they were all shocked, not moving.
“Andy is my guy
Making it a good life!” I continued
“Jake’s my fiancée
What do you girls say?” Ella said, before we joined together for the chorus.
“BVB is something we see
Ashley is single
Got to go mingle
CC needs a girlfriend
Please, go on a date with him!” We finished the chorus, going into the last verse.
“I am the mother of Andy’s kid
Not biological just go with it!” I finished my part.
“Sammi is my name and I wear hats
And Jinxx makes fun of me for that!” Sammi finished her part.
“People hate me because they’re jealous
But who cares cause BVB are my fellas!” Ella finished.
“Word!” We all yelled and made a pose at the end. Did I mention that we had changed into clothes like what hip-hop dancers wear?
“We are never letting you girls get together again.” Was all we got in response.
“But, but, you guys locked us in a house, we had nothing better to do!” We all cried to them
“Ok, time to go home,” Andy said as he attempted to drag me out to the car.
“Noooo! Save me, Sammi!” I yelled in unison with Ella, as she was in the same situation.
“I can’t believe them,” Ashley said to CC.
“I can,” CC answered, laughing, being the only one that enjoyed our display of affection towards the band.
“CC take us with you!” Ella, Sammi and I yelled, Sammi was getting the same treatment from Jinxx.
We ultimately failed and went our separate ways. At least we made sure to set up a hidden camera, so we would have it forever.
The next day was spent cleaning, unpacking, and getting Andy and Laila settled into my apartment. It was probably around noon, we had gotten up early.
I finally finished vacuuming all the dust up. Plopping down on the couch, I realized I was drenched in sweat. I leaned my head back with my eyes closed, for a moment. Sighing, I put my head back to face forward and opened my eyes to see a beautiful sight of ice cold water in a frosty glass. I wondered why there was a glass of exactly what I wanted at the moment hovering in front of my face. Maybe this is what happens when you are in the middle of a desert and need water.
I continued staring at this glass. Having gained my common sense back, I realized that Andy’s hand was connected to this wonderful glass. Catching myself wondering why Andy’s hand was connected to the glass, I shook my head and grabbed the glass.
“Thanks babe!” I said with a cheeky smile, proceeding to gulp down the precious liquid.
“I thought I lost you there,” He responded with a laugh. I guess I was thinking a lot longer than I thought.
“Whatever,” I mumbled back, earning another beautiful laugh as he walked away.
Putting the glass down, I patted myself down trying to find my phone. Feeling no phone bump, I stood up only to learn that I had no phone butt either. With a cry, I plopped back onto the couch, devastated. Where had my phone gone?
Suddenly there was my phone floating in front of my face.
“Looking for something?” Andy asked, mocking me.
I only grumbled in response and grabbed it. I heard him walk away once again. After a few seconds, I checked the phone to see a lot of missed calls and texts.
“What the hack? I’m not even that popular!” I stated, scared that the aliens found me or something.
After ten minutes of checking all those messages, I came to the conclusion that the people that I had just gotten rid of missed me and wanted to hang out.
“Andy!” I yelled as I stood up.
“What? I’m right here.” I heard him right behind me, making me jump away and turn to him with my hands out to protect myself.
“You are crazy!” He said as he put my hands back at my sides.
“Everyone wants to hang out! We just got rid of them! What do I say?” I said, freaking out.
“Say we can tomorrow; I don’t feel like doing anything today.” He said, walking away again. What is with that guy and walking away? Shrugging to myself, I focused on texting that to everyone.
Putting my phone on the table, I laid down on the couch. I had my arm draped over my face, to block out the light. After a minute, I heard talking coming from my room. I took my arm off of my face and looked towards the room.
Suddenly getting a bout of energy, I slipped from the couch to the floor. Army crawling my way towards the closed door, I tried to be as quiet as possible. Sliding up right next to the door, I strained to listen.
“Yeah! I think that would be good, no, don’t change the plan! Okay see you tomorrow.” I heard, completely confused. There is a plan. He was talking on a phone. Those were the only two things I learned.
As I was thinking about what this could mean, I heard Andy start walking to the door.
“Shit,” I whispered to myself. I ran over to the couch, jumped over the back of it, to appear as if I had been laying there the whole time, pretending to be asleep to add to the scene.
I’m such a spy!
I felt a presence above me, seeing through my eyelids that there was a shadow. I felt my heart speed up. I tried to keep a smile from breaking onto my face.
“Babe,” I heard Andy say as he poked my forehead.
He just poked my forehead! What the heck? He will pay.
“Baby?” He said again, poking my cheek.
Ok, he is asking for it. I kept up the charade though.
“We need to go somewhere,” He said as I heard him walk around the couch.
Well, I think he knew his limits.
“Baby! We need to go!” He whined, after a moment, I felt him sit on me.
Ok, I spoke too soon.
“Babe! I swear to god! Just get up,” He said again, laying on me.
He has no limits.
“Just come on!”
And then he proceeded to tickle me. No limits.
“Oh my god! Please don’t! Stop! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!” I yelled, stopping the fake charade.
“I knew you weren’t sleeping!” He said as he stood up, picking me up as well.
“What is so important, you had to poke me in the face? Multiple times.” I asked, trying my hardest to scare him.
“We are going to Jakes house, everyone is meeting there for dinner,” He explained.
“Well, you could have said that in the first place,” I said, slightly suspicious of what this plan was.
We then went down to my car with Laila and a carseat. I stood there looking at my tiny clown car, wondering how we were going to manage getting a carseat in the back.
“You know, I’m just going to ask to borrow my neighbors car, she is super cool about it, this type of stuff happens a lot,” I finally concluded, running up the stairs.
Twenty minutes later, we arrived at Jake’s house. I stepped out of the car, to see everyone running towards us.
Getting Liala out of her carseat, she was immediately taken from me. I guess they all missed her.
We walked in, only for me to be squashed into a hug from Sammi. She then pulled me over to another girl, who I recognized as Ella, Jake’s fiancée.
She immediately pulled me into a hug, surprising me.
“Everyone has told me so much about you! I couldn’t wait to meet you.” She said as us three girls sat down, away from the ruckus that was the boys obsessing over Laila.
I became friends with Ella really quickly. Two hours later, we finally ate and then went back to talking. We had stolen Laila, Sammi saying she needed her Laila time. Ella had taken her from Sammi.
“We should go do something tomorrow!” Sammi stated, I laughed.
“You and your girl time!”
“I’m in!” Ella said.
“Let’s do something different though,” I said, getting sick of going shopping and spa days.
“We could have a day in at my place, the guys are planning something tomorrow, I overheard Jinxx on the phone earlier.” Sammi explained.
“That’s weird, I overheard Andy earlier too,” I said getting more suspicious.
An hour later, we were getting ready to leave. Laila had fallen asleep, so we thought it was a good idea to get her to bed.
“So tomorrow, I have something going on with the guys,” Andy told me as he was driving back home.
“That’s good; I have something with the girls.” I said as I took his hand.
“I’m really glad you got along with Ella,” He said, quickly taking a look at me.
“Why wouldn’t I? She’s cool,” I said confused.
“I don’t know, some people just don’t like her,” he shrugged.
We finally got back to the apartment and put Laila to bed.
“I love you,” Andy said as we cuddled in bed, waiting for sleep to take over.
“I love you too,” I said with a smile.
The next day, I woke up to Andy and Laila gone. Well I guess Laila is a part of the plan. I got ready for a nice day in with the girls and headed over to Sammi’s. I finally got to drive my baby since we got back from tour.
I rang the doorbell, only to be pulled in by Sammi and Ella.
I apprehensively followed them into the living room. Sammi had out done herself; there was candy and snacks, movies, makeup, nail polish, and anything else we could possibly want to do.
“Wow, Sammi! I thought this was going to be a movie day!” I said, surprised.
“Nothing is that simple with me,” she informed.
Brushing it off, we sank into a pile of pillows, with Magic Mike playing on the TV. We sat in a circle and did each other’s nails and makeup. Gossiping like the girls we were.
“So Kaelyn,” Ella sang.
“What?” I asked.
“How far have you and Andy gone?” she asked me straight up, making me choke on an M&M.
“Well, just get straight to the point, why don’t you?” I asked with an eye roll as I recovered from my choking fit.
“Well?” I heard Sammi ask expectantly.
“Umm, we haven’t had sex yet, if that’s what you mean.” I said, getting embarrassed.
“Really? I would have thought…I mean the way Andy looks at you! Gosh!” Ella and Sammi jumbled out.
“Yeah, well, being parents together right off the bat was a big step, so he wants to go slow with everything.” I explained.
“Well, that makes sense,” Sammi said.
“He wants to take it slow; does that mean that you totally want him?” Ella asked
“Gosh! Of course I do, who doesn’t?” I asked dramatically.
“Why don’t you just walk up to him, I could babysit Laila, and go all I want you Andy, take me now?” Sammi asked, imitating my voice.
“Because then I would look desperate!” I said laughing at her impression of me.
“We gotta plan something girl!” Ella said.
“Great, more plans,” I said, lacing my voice with sarcasm.
The next hour flew by, Sammi and Ella planning some romantic getaway for me and Andy.
“Guys! We just got home, the last thing we want to do is get away!” I said exasperated.
“Oh, that makes sense,” they said in unison as they looked at me.
We then proceeded to find something else to do. We had gotten a text from the guys saying we couldn’t leave until they came back. So we decided to plan something weird too.
“Maybe we could make up a rap about them,” Ella suggested with a bored tone. We had been laying around trying to think for another hour.
“That, is actually a great idea!” Sammi and I said, Sammi got up to get a notebook and pencil.
After another hour, we had our rap done and memorized; we even practiced it a few times. But not wanting the guys to walk in, we stopped and sat around again.
Another hour and the guys finally got back. I looked to the girls to see they were feeling the exact same way as me. What the heck did they do all day? Everything looked normal, but we knew something was up.
“So what did you girls do all day?” Jinxx asked as he took Sammi into his arms. They are so freaking cute.
“Just marveled at Channing Tatum’s abs and stripping abilities.” Ella and I said in unison, fist bumping each other without looking.
“That’s great,” all the guys said, not caring. What is up with them?
“Ok, girls, positions!” I said, taking my spot for our little show.
“One! Two! One! Two Three Four!” Sammi sang out. I immediately had to stifle my giggles and continue on.
“Black Veil Brides
Are our guys” I started rapping, horribly might I add.
“They wear guy liner
We think we’re finer!” Ella rapped her line.
“Jinxx is my man
Not for their fans!” Sammi joined in. So far they were all shocked, not moving.
“Andy is my guy
Making it a good life!” I continued
“Jake’s my fiancée
What do you girls say?” Ella said, before we joined together for the chorus.
“BVB is something we see
Ashley is single
Got to go mingle
CC needs a girlfriend
Please, go on a date with him!” We finished the chorus, going into the last verse.
“I am the mother of Andy’s kid
Not biological just go with it!” I finished my part.
“Sammi is my name and I wear hats
And Jinxx makes fun of me for that!” Sammi finished her part.
“People hate me because they’re jealous
But who cares cause BVB are my fellas!” Ella finished.
“Word!” We all yelled and made a pose at the end. Did I mention that we had changed into clothes like what hip-hop dancers wear?
“We are never letting you girls get together again.” Was all we got in response.
“But, but, you guys locked us in a house, we had nothing better to do!” We all cried to them
“Ok, time to go home,” Andy said as he attempted to drag me out to the car.
“Noooo! Save me, Sammi!” I yelled in unison with Ella, as she was in the same situation.
“I can’t believe them,” Ashley said to CC.
“I can,” CC answered, laughing, being the only one that enjoyed our display of affection towards the band.
“CC take us with you!” Ella, Sammi and I yelled, Sammi was getting the same treatment from Jinxx.
We ultimately failed and went our separate ways. At least we made sure to set up a hidden camera, so we would have it forever.
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10/17/14