Vampires And Werewolves In London
Chapter 3
"Do you really have to sit on the table, Andy?" Mikey asked, shooting a glare at the vocalist, who was making himself quite comfortable. "Yus." Andy said, grinning to himself.
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs.
"Do you really have to sit on the table, Andy?" Mikey asked, shooting a glare at the vocalist, who was making himself quite comfortable. "Yus." Andy said, grinning to himself.
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs."Do you really have to sit on the table, Andy?" Mikey asked, shooting a glare at the vocalist, who was making himself quite comfortable. "Yus." Andy said, grinning to himself.
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs.
Since after that, Mikey had beat a quick retreat upstairs somewhere, Gerard and Andy were left alone. "Hey Gerard?" Andy asked quietly after there was several minutes of silence. "Hmm?" Gerard asked, glancing up at the younger singer. "You do know that the humans are probably catching onto us right?" he asked, sounding unsure, almost like a child. "But I thought that we were pretty well covered? I mean, there's a fuckload less superstitions like vampires and shit floating around than there was a few centuries or even decades ago." Gerard replied.
"Not as much as you might think, Gee." Andy said. He sounded sad about it. After he didn't say anything else for several minutes, Gerard asked, "What happened?" Now, Andy looked like he might start crying any minute. "You remember that fucker Pan right?"
"Yeah sadly." Gerard said, shoving his hair out of his face. Not that it really worked, considering most of the hair that was moved took up residence in the singer's face once again within the next 5 minutes. "Well you remember that he was kinda like one of us for a while, right?" Andy said, sounding even more like a young child.
"He was a fuckin' disgrace, but go on." Gerard said. The fucker in question had been a sort of empath, but considering the fact that empaths weren't exactly normal, they were welcomed with open arms by the group that was currently assembling themselves in the basement. And to top it off, said fucker was a horrible empath. They were able to feel the pain of others, and sometimes take it away, sometimes redistributing it, but this particular fucker decided to use it to harm the same people that had welcomed him with open arms, mainly Andy.
"Well..." Andy said, before choking up, letting out a strangled sob. "Hey, no reason to cry." Gerard said, standing up and walking over to the younger male, patting him on the back. "There is!" Andy wailed, suddenly clinging to Gerard like his very fucking life depended on it. "Why?" Gerard asked, absent-mindedly rubbing the other's back.
"H-he fucking went around t-telling people about us, Gee! A-and-" here, he broke off into more sobs, burying his head in Gerard's chest. "It's gonna be ok, I promise..." Gerard said, but was interrupted by, "No, it isn't! He has fucking proof! And now, they're coming after all of us, especially me!"
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs.
"Do you really have to sit on the table, Andy?" Mikey asked, shooting a glare at the vocalist, who was making himself quite comfortable. "Yus." Andy said, grinning to himself.
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs."Do you really have to sit on the table, Andy?" Mikey asked, shooting a glare at the vocalist, who was making himself quite comfortable. "Yus." Andy said, grinning to himself.
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs.
Since after that, Mikey had beat a quick retreat upstairs somewhere, Gerard and Andy were left alone. "Hey Gerard?" Andy asked quietly after there was several minutes of silence. "Hmm?" Gerard asked, glancing up at the younger singer. "You do know that the humans are probably catching onto us right?" he asked, sounding unsure, almost like a child. "But I thought that we were pretty well covered? I mean, there's a fuckload less superstitions like vampires and shit floating around than there was a few centuries or even decades ago." Gerard replied.
"Not as much as you might think, Gee." Andy said. He sounded sad about it. After he didn't say anything else for several minutes, Gerard asked, "What happened?" Now, Andy looked like he might start crying any minute. "You remember that fucker Pan right?"
"Yeah sadly." Gerard said, shoving his hair out of his face. Not that it really worked, considering most of the hair that was moved took up residence in the singer's face once again within the next 5 minutes. "Well you remember that he was kinda like one of us for a while, right?" Andy said, sounding even more like a young child.
"He was a fuckin' disgrace, but go on." Gerard said. The fucker in question had been a sort of empath, but considering the fact that empaths weren't exactly normal, they were welcomed with open arms by the group that was currently assembling themselves in the basement. And to top it off, said fucker was a horrible empath. They were able to feel the pain of others, and sometimes take it away, sometimes redistributing it, but this particular fucker decided to use it to harm the same people that had welcomed him with open arms, mainly Andy.
"Well..." Andy said, before choking up, letting out a strangled sob. "Hey, no reason to cry." Gerard said, standing up and walking over to the younger male, patting him on the back. "There is!" Andy wailed, suddenly clinging to Gerard like his very fucking life depended on it. "Why?" Gerard asked, absent-mindedly rubbing the other's back.
"H-he fucking went around t-telling people about us, Gee! A-and-" here, he broke off into more sobs, burying his head in Gerard's chest. "It's gonna be ok, I promise..." Gerard said, but was interrupted by, "No, it isn't! He has fucking proof! And now, they're coming after all of us, especially me!"
Yay :D
6/8/13