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Meet the family

The parent test.

I knew that to day was going to be interesting when I woke up to the smoke detectors going off. "Oh (Insert swear word here)!" I heard from the kitchen "Are they always like that in the morning?" Jade grumbled as she got up "Trust me you haven't seen the worst of their antics." I said like it was a normal thing as I got up. As we walked down the stairs I smelt something burning. 'Oh this ought to be good.' I thought as I walked into the kitchen. "Did you guys put CC in charge of cooking again?" I asked and they nodded. I knew that they left CC in charge of cooking because there was flour all over the place and he had a piece of bacon stuck to his face. "Alright everyone out of the kitchen and I will make breakfast." I said as I shooed Andy, Ashley, CC, Jake and Jinxx out of the kitchen.

Once all the guys were up stairs I sighed and shook my head while Jade laughed "You run this house don't you?" I looked up and said "Most times, yes." with a smirk. She ran back up to my room and moments later came back down with my iPod and silver speakers "We are going to listen to some Springsteen." She stated as 'My Hometown' came on.

"I was eight years old and running with a dime in my hand
Into the bus stop to pick up a paper for my old man
I'd sit on his lap in that big old Buick and steer as we drove through town
He'd tousle my hair and say son take a good look around this is your hometown
This is your hometown
This is your hometown
This is your hometown

In '65 tension was running high at my high school
There was a lot of fights between the black and white
There was nothing you could do
Two cars at a light on a Saturday night in the back seat there was a gun
Words were passed in a shotgun blast
Troubled times had come to my hometown
My hometown
My hometown
My hometown

Now Main Street's whitewashed windows and vacant stores
Seems like there ain't nobody wants to come down here no more
They're closing down the textile mill across the railroad tracks
Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they ain't coming back to your hometown
Your hometown
Your hometown
Your hometown

Last night me and Kate we laid in bed
talking about getting out
Packing up our bags maybe heading south
I'm thirty-five we got a boy of our own now
Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said son take a good look around
This is your hometown ." We finshed as the guys came in to eat.

After we finshed eating Jade and I went up stairs. I called the shower first and once I was done she got in the shower. 'I'm gonna wear my Bruce Springsteen t-shirt today' I thought as I pulled my t-shirt out of the closet. Jade walked out in a Black veil brides t-shirt and skinny jeans "Please don't inflate their egos even more than it already is. We have to live with them." I whined she laughed as she went to change into something different "There happy?" she asked as she came back out in a BOTDF tank top.{ Here are the outfits: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=91967824}

We raced down the stairs and I won because I slid down the railing. "Are we ready to go to the mall?" CC yelled. Andy, Jade, Ashley, and Jake scream yes while Jinxx and I say no because I don't want a repeat of the last trip to the mall. We piled into the clown car again, man I really hate this car, and off we went. This should be fun.

We finally go to the mall and I litterly jumped out of the car giving Andy and Jake a foot to the face. They were not too pleased about that, at all. Once we were all out of the car I gave Jade the 'I'll-do-it-if-you-do-it' look and nodded to slightly to where only l could see it. We turned around and started walking back towards the clown car. I started my stop watch on my IPhone as we walked away, you see what we are doing here is called a parent test. We waited by the car for 5 minutes before we heard the guys calling our names. I texted and told them where we were and once we were found we explained the parent test "We put your fatherly instincts to the test. We came back out here and waited for you to notice that we were gone and it took you 5 minutes to find us and that's pretty fast compared to some of the times that Kassie and Jade have gotten. This is my first time to ever do a parent test since this is the first time that I've ever been out of the orphanage. I take it that they passed, Right Jade?" I explained "Yes they passed and had the fastest time I've ever seen." Jade smiled. "Great not only do we have to deal with one demon child we have to deal with two." Andy groaned.

"Oh shut up and stop complaining!" Jade and I said at the same time "Jinx!" I yelled "Yes?" Jinxx turned around and raised his eyebrow. Woops, I forgot his name was Jinxx "Nothing" I smiled as we walked into the mall. It was huge so it took us a while to find a hot topic but when we did it was every man for them selves. I grabbed some t-shirts and went to check out and they didn't see me check out because they were helping Jade. Praise the lord! As you can tell I would prefer that people don't spend a lot of money on me. But it was Jade's turn to be spoiled and she hated charity more than I did.

Jade and the guys argued before Jinxx slipped me money and told me to go pay for her stuff and I did as I was told. I came back and handed Jade her bag and walked out the door with a grumpy Jade in tow. We drug her to journeys and did the same and went to some different stores. Until we got kicked out. Again.

But this time I was putting up exactly no BS today so I drug the guys outside again and yelled at them. Again. But this time Jake, CC, Andy and Ashley got kicked out for different reasons. CC got kicked out for laying on a mattress that he got from lord knows where in the middle of the mall and asking random people to read him a bedtime story. Ashley got kicked out for saying that he was taking a bath in the fountain and that is why he is wet. Jake got kicked out for sticking gummy bears on his face and running into a candy shop screaming 'Let my fellow gummy bears go!' or something like that and last but not least Andy got kicked out for running around screaming 'NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE!'. These four were dropped on there heads as babies for sure because something not right in their heads. But ya love 'em.

We got to the house deciding that Jinxx, Jade and I would go shopping for her room tomorrow. We ate dinner and then I somehow convinced every one else to watch my all time favorite movie of all time, The Ring, with me and Sammy got to come over too. Half way through the movie the guys were terrified so me being me decided scare them, with the help of Sammy and Jade too of course.

Jade and I put on black knee length skirts and a black hoodie and hid in the bathroom and Jakes room while Sammy hide in my room like I told her to. I gave Sammy a thumbs up and she let out a blood curdling scream. Not long after we heard 5 pair of footsteps running up the stairs... They pass Jade and I and we jump out and scream. They jump like 5 feet in the air while Sammy, Jade and I are laughing our butts off. "Like I said Demon children." Andy said in a strange voice that made us laugh even harder. Eventually we calmed down and told to go to bed. I bet the guys didn't sleep all that well.

My last thought was 'Sammy's a keeper.'

Notes

Tell me what you think. Pwetty Pwease *bambi eyes*

Comments

Damn can't describe my emotions but the are good things. Soo oh my gerd.

taterbaby taterbaby
3/6/15

I can decide who my favorite character is but this story is awesome

taterbaby taterbaby
3/30/14

I'm slow. I just read the first chapter!! OMG!! Hakuna Matata?!!! LSHIDMTAMSFO (laughing so hard I drop my taco and my sombraro falls off)

LeGinger13 LeGinger13
3/26/14

HAKUNA MATATA!!!! Rofl, you nearly made me piss myself, I actually started laughing hysterically and couldn't effin stop XD

ElodieGrimm ElodieGrimm
2/26/14

wow really weird

i like it

DeviantDevil DeviantDevil
1/1/14