Eventually the rest of the band, and Holly, woke up and started their daily routines. I think Ashley was the one who was most shocked I was already up and showered. I was even dressed as opposed to walking around naked. Everyone else didn’t seem notice or care.
“So what’s on the itinerary today, boss?” Jinxx asked half serious half like a smart a**.
“Interview at four, sound check at six, and formal meet and greet at seven,” I announced after checking my messages.
“What kind of interview?”
“One for Tiger Beat Magazine,” I replied sarcastically.
“Dude is that even a magazine?” Jinxx asked skeptically.
“Yeah, I saw it next to All Access in the store.”
“So what mag is it?”
“All Access. That would be the reason I mentioned it before.”
“Douche,” Jinxx complained. I couldn’t help it I had a hangover and he was being stupid. I of course had to be a smart a**.
“It’s not my fault you aren’t exceptionally observant this morning,” I said folding my arms over my chest.
“What do you think they will say about last night?” CC asked with a Cheshire grin.
“What happened last night,” Holly asked cluelessly. She left for the bus after she did our makeup complaining of a headache. So she was oblivious to what happened during the show.
“Well,” Ashley clapped a hand down on my shoulder and then continued, “Andy here got very wasted at the strip club we went to and he couldn’t seem to remember his words so he called up Trixie, the stripper, and asked her to come and help him. He waited until she got there to continue the show. Only he made up songs about her as he went along. He made quite and a** of himself before leaving the stage to have sex with her in the dressing room.”
My glaring at the two a**hats was interrupted by Holly. Her face paled before she composed herself. She obviously didn’t approve of my outrageous rockstar behavior. Big whoop. Since when was that news.
“Sounds like quite a show. You didn’t seem that bad when you were in makeup, but then again maybe you were because you volunteered to go first.”
“When you ducked out he drank more,” CC volunteered.
I was still stuck on her face paling. I thought she was off in happy Never Never Land with Jake.
She gave me a look. “Vegas really does bring out the idiot in people.”
I played it off. “Sure does. That’s why we are doing two shows here.”
“Do you plan on being a blundering idiot tonight as well?” She shot back.
“That’s a possibility.”
“Grow up,” she said stomping away.
“Make me, makeup girl,” I countered.
She didn’t let up she just continued to her room pretending she didn’t hear me. Well she would have to come out eventually we were supposed to be made up for the interview. She’d have to deal with me sooner or later.